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30th Apr, 2013 at 2:23pm
 
An 70+ year old man pays a visit to his doctor and tells him full of pride :
-"Hey doctor, my wife is pregnant! I'm becoming a father all over again! I knew I still have it!" Cheesy
Doctor, looks at him with obvious suspicion.. :
-"Are you sure about that?" Huh
Old man replies :
-"Of course! I'm 100% sure it's mine!"
Doctor, decides to tell him a story...
-"Ok, listen to this :
One day, a hunter decides to go hunt a bear but unfortunately by mistake, instead of taking his shotgun,
he picked up his umbrella and took it with him. Then after getting deep in to the forest he finally found the bear.
Without a second thought he gets his umbrella up, aims the bear and presses the button (that opens the umbrella).
Instantly a shot is heard and the bear falls down gravely wounded!"
The old man stops him.. :
-"Wait a minute,  Shocked he can't have shot the bear with the umbrella.. someone else must have taken the shot!!!"
Then finally the doctor gets a relaxed look and replies.. :
-"Finally, you started being reasonable..." Roll Eyes
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