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HUMOR - The three little pigs
26th Oct, 2013 at 2:01am
 


A teacher was reading the story of The Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather building materials for his home. She read. "And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused, then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said ...'I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'   

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Betcha didn't see that one coming  Grin
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Re: HUMOR - The three little pigs
Reply #1 - 26th Oct, 2013 at 12:58pm
 
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It kinda reminds me of that other joke.. :

Quote:
Two bacon slices start getting fried and the one screams to the other..
-Oh, my GOD we're getting fried here!
Then the other one replies..:
-Oh my GOD, a talking slice of bacon!


Now considering that bacon is usually made out of pork meat.. the jokes might be related.. lol
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