I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.
~ Howard Hughes

After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm no happier than when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden