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Logic of a beer drinker
28th Feb, 2015 at 8:10pm
 
DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:

Lady Interviewer:  Do you drink every day?
Man:  Yes.

Lady Interviewer:  How much a day?
Man:  Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.

Lady Interviewer:  How much does a 6-pack cost?
Man:  Roughly $10.00 at a deli.

Lady Interviewer:  And how long have you been drinking like that?
Man:  15 years.

Lady Interviewer:  So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month.  In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?
Man:  Correct.

Lady Interviewer:  If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?
Man:  Correct.

Lady Interviewer:  Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?

Man:  Do you drink?
Lady Interviewer:  No.

Man:  So where's your Ferrari?  Smiley

I think I'll have to give the decision to the beer drinker on that one  Smiley
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Reply #1 - 1st Mar, 2015 at 8:42pm
 
He's right, isn't he?  Grin Grin Grin
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Re: Logic of a beer drinker
Reply #2 - 2nd Mar, 2015 at 6:48pm
 
Nah. I'd prefer a Ferrari, myself.

No wait, that's a lie.

I'd go for a Tesla S P85D.  Cool

Have fun drinking, guys!
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Reply #3 - 1st Sep, 2016 at 6:22pm
 
Nice one. I liked it.
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Reply #4 - 6th Jul, 2019 at 8:56pm
 
Where's my ferrari indeed, if only it was so simple Grin
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